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Max Outt, Arrogant Personal Trainer, Episode 3, Updated Sandow Trophy
Max Outt Here! Enjoying a sunset in beautiful Malibu, California and introducing the updated Mr. Olympia Sandow trophy. Due to modern supplement usage, bodybuilding has advanced in the past few decades and the trophy needs to reflect those advancements. Thighs the circumference of garbage can lids, cattle-like hind quarters, and 50 inch landfill size waistlines at 2% body fat are the new standard. Today’s champion’s 40 inch thighs, which reduce his a gait to a powerful waddle, have written a check his synthol ridden 16 inch calves can’t possibly cash. Don’t worry, calves no longer matter and anyone that views today’s bodybuilding marvels as aesthetically challenged aberrations is clearly a hater and riddled with envy.
I’ll see you at the Mr. Olympia but for now I want you to watch this video again and again, post it on forums, and subscribe to this Youtube channel. Now! Max Outt!
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