Max Outt, Arrogant Personal Trainer, Episode 1, Steroids

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Max Outt, Arrogant Personal Trainer, strolled through the bustling outdoor mall in Santa Monica. He was on a mission, one he believed was of paramount importance: to make sure everyone knew who he was and to deliver a speech that would solidify his place as the best personal trainer in Southern California.

Unfolding a chair, Max plopped down in the center of the mall, strategically positioning himself where a multitude of people could witness his grand proclamation. His arrival turned heads, as it always did, and a growing crowd gathered, curious to hear what this spectacle was all about.

With a self-assured grin, Max cleared his throat and began his speech. “To the few that don’t already know me,” he declared, “I want to introduce myself, and if I have any time left, I’ll leave you with an exercise you can do anytime behind your computer.”

He paused, relishing the attention he commanded. His chiseled physique glistened in the sunlight, and some passersby couldn’t help but admire his body, while others exchanged skeptical glances.

Max continued, “I’m seen as the leader in the fitness and bodybuilding community, but those unfamiliar with me will probably jump to the conclusion that I’m on some kind of steroid regimen.”

Max’s eyes narrowed as he surveyed the crowd. “You’ve come to that conclusion,” he continued, “simply based on the level of my conditioning. It’s a shame because you won’t listen to one word I say, as you view me as some chemically enhanced, therefore unattainable, physique.”

He waved a dismissive hand and shook his head. “But here’s the shocker,” he announced with a sly smile, “I do not take steroids.”

A collective murmur rippled through the crowd. Max was well aware of the skepticism he faced, but he thrived on it.

“Am I saying you’ll be able to look like me by training hard and eating right?” he asked, his tone dripping with condescension. “Probably not. Genetically, I’m an extreme. I respond to training and diet better than the overwhelming majority of the population.”

Max’s bravado never wavered. He leaned in closer to the audience. “But with my guidance, can you be the best that you possibly can be? You bet your last protein shake you can! I’m the top personal trainer in Southern California, so you know I deliver results.”

As he soaked in the impressed nods from some and the skeptical glares from others, Max finally remembered his promise. “Oh yeah, I owe you an exercise,” he admitted, as if it were a grand favor he was granting. “There’s not a day that goes by that half a dozen people don’t ask me what I do for my arms.”

Max Outt, with theatrical flair, flexed his bulging biceps, drawing a mix of awe and envy from the crowd. “You’re in for a real treat,” he announced, playing to the audience. “What I’m about to show you works all three heads of the triceps.”

With great theatricality, Max Outt began demonstrating the tricep exercise, his charisma and energy captivating his audience.

“Yeaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!” he exclaimed, after completing a set of the exercise. “That’s, that’s one of my favorites, but don’t expect to look like me overnight.”

Max rose from his chair, basking in the attention he had garnered. “Until next time,” he proclaimed, “Max Out!!!”

The crowd’s reactions varied from applause to skeptical glances, but Max Outt remained unfazed. He had done what he came to do: leave an indelible impression on the Santa Monica mall and make sure everyone knew just who he was – the one and only Max Outt.

Max Outt’s Message on Steroids

In his first ever Youtube appearance, Max Outt is concerned that the few who might never have seen him before may automatically assume, based on his extreme development and conditioning, that his body was built with steroids. After assuring the audience, Max Outt leaves his fans with a triceps exercise they can do without any equipment. Fans are then treated to his signature “Max Outt!” sign off which became a mainstay in the episodes.

The video:

Max Outt Episode 1 Transcript, STEROIDS

BEGIN TRANSCRIPT

Max Outt says no to steroids.

To the few that don’t already know me, I want to introduce myself and if I have any time left I’ll leave you with an exercise you can do any time behind your computer.

I’m seen as the leader in the fitness and bodybuilding community but those that are unfamiliar with me are going to look at me and the first thing you’re going to think is that I’m on some kind of steroid regimen.You’ve come to that conclusion simply based on the level of my conditioning. Its a shame because you’re not going to listen to one word I say because you look at me as some kind of chemically enhanced, therefore unattainable, physique.

Max Outt stresses proper form when training triceps.

Get ready. This is where I blow your mind. I do not take steroids. Am I saying you’ll be able to look like me by training hard and eating right? Probably not. Genetically. I’m an extreme. I respond to training and diet better than the overwhelming majority of the population. With my guidance can you be the best that you possibly can be? I’m the top personal trainer in Southern California so you know I deliver results.

Oh yeah, I owe you an exercise. There’s not a day that goes by that half a dozen people don’t ask me what I do for my arms. You’re in for a real treat. What I’m about to show you works all three heads of the triceps.

MAX OUTT WORKS TRICEPS

Yeaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! That’s, that’s one of my favorites but don’t expect to look like me overnight.

Until next time, Max Out!!!

END TRANSCRIPT

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